tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post542213692410586193..comments2023-05-08T04:55:23.022-07:00Comments on I, uh, think I killed my muse: I DUB THEE... (PG-13 post, in canada 14A post eh)BJWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-47293282464569794462009-07-09T17:34:19.567-07:002009-07-09T17:34:19.567-07:00Yes. Mail your e-letters to The Indomitable Golden...Yes. Mail your e-letters to The Indomitable Golden Eunuch, care of bwatson23@hotmail.com. He is the biggest suck in the world. He thinks he is everybody's best friend and looks confused when someone doesn't want to play/pet/make out with him.BJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-6564738199998293432009-07-09T17:28:16.490-07:002009-07-09T17:28:16.490-07:00Does Linus have a fan club?Does Linus have a fan club?Kjerstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934151755377892504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-32189342718640122772009-07-08T14:12:03.101-07:002009-07-08T14:12:03.101-07:00Hi Logan, err Queen Elizabeth.
We don't phot...Hi Logan, err Queen Elizabeth. <br /><br />We don't photoshop anything here, though Linus does have his own make-up guy. He's the star of this blog, I'm just riding on his coattails. <br /><br />And YES, I DO remember that Far Side cartoon and LOVE it. Far Side needs to make some kind of a comeback. It deserves it. I'll pass on what you say about his "bits and bobs". Jaime you remain ever so very witty.BJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-35463417189125056862009-07-08T13:50:39.484-07:002009-07-08T13:50:39.484-07:00Oh, Linus. Logan feels your pain. I made Aaron lat...Oh, Linus. Logan feels your pain. I made Aaron late for work so I could read this post to him outloud AND so he would see the cutest Golden Eunuch. Seriously. Linus's nose is too cute. I think you are photoshopping it. Logan looks like Lyle Lovett compared to Linus.<br />And please tell Linus he probably won't remember life pre-tutoring (do you remember that cartoon - http://tiny.cc/cyL6H ?). Logan doesn't seem to miss his bits and bobs at all. But he also forgot where the door was this morning, so...Jaime Temairikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12067444222828595081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-29305810929714941782009-07-08T12:48:27.336-07:002009-07-08T12:48:27.336-07:00Of a page full of hilarious posts, Congratulations...Of a page full of hilarious posts, Congratulations to Amy B for "Neuticles," complete even with sources. You win the illustrious gonads trophy. Well deserved.BJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-35306824978980389672009-07-07T22:36:25.635-07:002009-07-07T22:36:25.635-07:00Has Linus considered Neuticles? They're canine...Has Linus considered Neuticles? They're canine testicular implants; like a boob job, but for doggie dudes. Their website boasts : <br /><br />With Neuticles®-<br /> It's like nothing ever changed (sm)...<br /><br />Right.Amy-Baskin.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02456111597354561225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-66182074949472169702009-07-06T22:27:04.892-07:002009-07-06T22:27:04.892-07:00do we have the record yet for the most testicle jo...do we have the record yet for the most testicle jokes on a children's book writer blog? No, ok keep em coming... no, I didn't mean... keep sending them this way. Have a ball. <br /><br />thank you Karen ann, martha bee, and Natalie. Linus is back home and as the Vet said, "will be reliving the 60's for a while." <br /><br />Remarkable how miserable Amy and I were today while he was at the animal hospital. Amy made a roast dinner tonight and we figured Linus had earned his portion with extra gravy. I talk tough with jokes but I'm a big sap and was broken hearted today. Also Amy makes the best gravy in the world. She has a secret ingredient. yum. <br /><br />And last of all, you are all very, very clever and I applaud each and every one of you. Thanks!BJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-15935552990943015972009-07-06T13:50:18.035-07:002009-07-06T13:50:18.035-07:00Hope Linus recovers quickly and doesn't hold a...Hope Linus recovers quickly and doesn't hold a grudge...or seek vengeance.Natalie Whipplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09978251567306345129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-87404419034948237962009-07-06T12:00:03.641-07:002009-07-06T12:00:03.641-07:00Oh, nuts, Linus! Sorry about your surgery.Oh, nuts, Linus! Sorry about your surgery.marthabeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-77979285021407735692009-07-06T08:52:46.612-07:002009-07-06T08:52:46.612-07:00oh linus. did anyone tell you testicles are overat...oh linus. did anyone tell you testicles are overated? best wishes for a speedy recovery!<br /><br />and thank you for the dog lip flapping photo. the joy is palpable. ah, simple pleasures are about to get even simpler. or shall we say neutral? or non balls biased?i, chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06747514587542586267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-36756803156513284992009-07-05T10:32:35.010-07:002009-07-05T10:32:35.010-07:00The picture of Linus' wind blown chops is pure...The picture of Linus' wind blown chops is pure joy. Marie Antoinette had the same smile right before they cut off her head. Napoleon Bonaparte, had that drippy smirk just before Waterloo. Cruel world. At least get him a popsicle. Tell him we are flying all our flags at half mast. All his buddies are wearing black arm bands on their arms or whatever.Richard Jesse Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16526212532259535346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-60478355792979885852009-07-05T09:14:23.720-07:002009-07-05T09:14:23.720-07:00Sure thing Jolie, right after coffee! Maybe around...Sure thing Jolie, right after coffee! Maybe around the 20th or later. Does Luna like North Beach? It'll be all good now too because her chastity will be safe. <br /><br />Monica you made me snort. very well done! Some would argue there's some people not smart enough to mate too, but then there's a WHOLE lotta evidence to the contrary. <br /><br />And corey aren't you supposed to be underwater someplace tropical right now? do they have internet under water?BJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947302421554392540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-61990284719997196712009-07-05T08:54:49.263-07:002009-07-05T08:54:49.263-07:00Oh Linus. May your testicles rest in peace. We dec...Oh Linus. May your testicles rest in peace. We decided to get our dog, Ezekiel Romeo Murphy, neutered a little while back. It was my opinion that he wasn't smart enough to mate. I didn't think it took that much intelligence, but apparently it did. we had a girlfiend over for him one weekend, and, while they were attracted to each other, they could just not 'get it together'. He did try, my little Jack Russel Terrier, he tried so hard that he ended up with what looked like a blister on his junk. Apparently, sometimes dogs need assistance to 'get together', which i was not prepared to do. I think it would have made me an accessory during the fact, or something like that.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03620081445110803359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-91324917969542801602009-07-05T06:49:38.096-07:002009-07-05T06:49:38.096-07:00That puppy pick of Linus! OMG...he's painfully...That puppy pick of Linus! OMG...he's painfully adorable. Do you ever bring him to PT? I think Linus and Luna should have a playdate.Cuppa Joliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15917576466379786147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1185048217225279620.post-333013603540455702009-07-05T06:32:59.206-07:002009-07-05T06:32:59.206-07:00Poor Linus.
LOVE Flight of the Concords!Poor Linus.<br /><br />LOVE Flight of the Concords!Corey Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03883689227283545602noreply@blogger.com