Yes, it is the fourth of July, but it is also Saturday which means...
It's DUBBING TIME.
Not as catchy as the Flight of the Conchords "It's Business Time" but close enough. Just sing "It's dub time" in that soprano voice. Quick story, when Linus was a little puppy (and ever since), we'd take him out in the back yard to do his business. And every time to spur him on I'd sing, "It's business, it's business time." Worked like a charm. Consider it the Flight of the Conchord's response to Pavlov's dumb bell. (was it a bell? I think it was)
So, Today's Dubbing is slightly different than the previous two. Today's Dubee comes all the
way from my living room floor.
Host: Welcome Linus Seamus Watson to our show. What is the big event that is happening for you on Monday?
Linus: I am getting neutered.
Host: How about that? And you must be really excited about so boldly making such a drastic change from "society's norms" yes?
Linus: No. No I'm not.
Host: But surely this is going to free you up to pursue some of your dreams of singing as a soprano? And also this way you'll never have to worry about getting that call, you know from some, ahem, bitch you met at the dog park. You know, the I'm having your puppies call.
Linus: No. I don't answer any phone calls. No thumbs.
Host: Okay, that's about all the time we have now for our brave guest and temporary virile fella, Linus Seamus Watson. Thank you.
Linus: This wasn't my idea.
So for being SUCH a good sport in the face of the unspeakable, this week's dubbing award goes to our pal Linus. And now with all formalities and hocus pocus, I...
DO DUB THEE...
THE INDOMITABLE GOLDEN EUNUCH
Live long and do not propagate.
Linus hiding out after this interview.