We take a short intermission from your thrilling conference adventure to bring you another Saturday (Fine, Early Sunday AM) evening dub.
You didn't think I'd forget did you?
It is Saturday and that means it's time for a dubbing. But first, here's a second shameless photo op of my puppy (if I can still call him that), Linus.
Anyone sensing a theme here? No, not cute golden retrievers. Water. Specifically underwater.
Which brings me to today's dubbee, Corey Schwartz, all the way from the right side of the map,
also know as the right coast, or New Jersey. Corey is an excellent writer, all-star mom, wife, professional bloggarista (Thing One and Thing Two), and scuba diver who travels to exotic places like the Cayman Islands to explore underwater worlds.
Corey wanted to be dubbed as the Scuba Goddess, but that was already taken after Jaime T's bathtub expedition she led last month where she opened her golden egg underwater and heard the mermaids sing the next clue to the Tri Wizard Cup. Sorry where was I?
Yes, as the Scuba Goddess was taken by Cocoa Stomp, we've tried here at, I, uh, think I killed my muse, to come up with the next best dub.
So, without further ado, with all late-night seriousness and white-wine induced logic, without shame or regret, wholly lacking taste or discretion, in all official nerdiness and due process, and with the authority invested in me by the former grammatically-challenged Governor of Alaska,
DO DUB THEE...
A Fish Called Wanda.
Just kidding, just seeing if you've all hung with me so far,
DO OFFICIALLY DUB THEE...
THE JOYSIE SHORE MERMAID LAUREATE
Live long and avoid fish nets.
"Baby it's betta', down where it's wetta', take it from me..."
- Sebastian the Crab